Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is a duck's favorite dance?