Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?