Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which is the worst season?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the confused bee say?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?