Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How can you make 7 even?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?