What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do bears keep cool?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How does the moon cut her hair?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What day never takes itself seriously?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?