What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?