What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What bird is always sad?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is the coolest country?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?