What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where does mist apply for a loan?