What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is blue and not heavy?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?