Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
Why do cows wear bells?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the lamb cross the road?