Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What do horses say to greet each other?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?