Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did electricity win the race?