Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do cows wear bells?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?