What's a toad's favorite sweet?
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What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is the strongest animal?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do cows always skip gym class?