Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of music do planets like?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?