Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is the most faithful insect?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?