Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do cats wear to work?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why are books always so angry?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?