Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
It was one smart cookie.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How does a sidewalk address a question?