What kind of pants do fish wear?
Troutsers!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Are baby skunks cute?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What animal has more lives than a cat?