Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How does dinner smell?