Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a forklift?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?