What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?