What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How did the vampire start his letter?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How do fireflies start a race?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?