Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?