Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do automobiles fly?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which celebrity always frowns?