Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Which bug is related to you?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What school subject really rocks?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How does a taco bless the table?
What time of day was Adam created?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do moms make good vintners?