Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?