Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is a cow's dream job?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What table can you never sit at?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?