Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Do dads always snore?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which dance will a chicken not do?