What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What sport do horses love to play?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which insect makes the best father?