Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?