What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the foal cough?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?