What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What's the most determined bird?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?