What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What does the sun drink out of?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?