What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What day is your mom always right?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?