What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
What do fish do at parades?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a magical reptile?