What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What does the sun drink out of?