Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How are mountains able to see?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you find at the end of everything?