Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where does money love to go shopping?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?