Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call an old snowman?