Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which state has the best streets?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What food is a man's best friend?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Can February March?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?