Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What do insects learn at school?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?