Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's the friendliest national park?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?