Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are ghosts always single?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do you make antifreeze?