Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How can you make 7 even?
What's the politest month?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
If you need help building an ark...
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What makes music in your hair?