Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What fish only swims at night?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do actors go to pray?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How does a pizza introduce itself?