Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Who invented fractions?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is a parrot's favorite game?