What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is another name for a cow?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?