Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
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Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
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Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
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What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?