Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?