What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the mime upset?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?