What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
Which computer won the talent show?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which insect makes the best father?