What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are trees so good at interior design?