What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the confused bee say?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do fleas travel?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?