What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?