Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?