What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are all priests fit?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?