What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
When do flowers get their workout in?