What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you give an angry rhino?