Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Which fly makes films?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Where do cows go for lunch?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?