How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do math teachers eat?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?