How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
I broke my finger!
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why was the mime upset?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?