Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the echo get detention?
What makes pirates such good singers?