What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?