What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is the most adorable season?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How are mountains able to see?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?