How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is the color of the wind?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the echo get detention?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?