How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a crate of ducks?