How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do you grill cheese?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What kind of bee do teachers love?