My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How does a cow do math?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?