Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
How do you compliment a cat?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?