Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do math teachers love March?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are all priests fit?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?