What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which is the worst season?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?